🚨 New MacBook A18 Pro leaks in code! 🤯 Apple really said "type faster, brain rot" 💻💀 #TechTea
🚨💻 Tech Drama Alert! 💻🚨 Gather ‘round, fam, because the juicy deets about Apple’s new budget MacBook are hotter than your mom's homemade cookies 🍪🔥! So, here’s the tea: our favorite economic wizards 🧙♂️, Ming-Chi Kuo 💅, just dropped a leak bomb — the new MacBook is about to flex the *A18 Pro chip* from the iPhone! 🤖💰 But wait, there’s a plot twist! Code gurus have spotted references to this sneaky lil' laptop chillin' in Apple’s code like it’s the latest episode of *Euphoria* 💅. “Dude, we’re just makin’ stonks moves over here!” said the imaginary Apple dev/cryptid in the shadows. “Next, we’re slappin’ the A20 chip on your toaster, no cap.” 🤡💀 All this budget glory means you can now experience *macOS* lag on a budget. If that doesn’t scream “this is fine” while your bank account burns down, I don’t know what does! 😂💸 In a spicy twist, I predict Apple is actually gonna drop a toaster with *A18 Pro* next for your avocado toast 🥑✨—2024 is the year of the MacToaster! Stay woke, fam! 🚀👉 #MacBookToaster2024 #BasedOrCringe