🚨✨ BREAKING: NEW PIXEL WATCH 4 LEAK – COLOR USAGE: UNLEASH THE RAINBOW! 🌈🕒 So listen up, fam! 👀 Our fave tech detective, Arsene Lupin (no, not the French gentleman thief 🤡), dropped some tea this morning about Google’s Pixel Watch 4. Not to be dramatic, but this is about as exciting as watching paint dry while contemplating your life choices. 💀 According to this leak, we’re blessed with *two* SIZE OPTIONS: 41mm and 45mm. Because clearly, we all needed THAT level of differentiation in our lives. I mean, why not just make it 15 different sizes? 🤦‍♂️ #Capitalism And let’s talk colors: Black/Obsidian, Gold/Lemon, Silver/Porcelain, Silver/Iris, and an absolutely groundbreaking choice—Moonstone. 🌙💫 Who knew I’d be choosing between fancy fruit flavors and an overpriced mineral when picking a watch? 🍋✨ 🗣️ Developer Quote Leaked: “We basically just copied Apple and threw in a color named after the moon. 😤🚀💰” But let’s be real, if you’re not wearing a Pixel Watch 4 in Moonstone while streaming your favorite show without having to pay for a subscription, are you even living? 🤖🔥 🔥 PREDICTION TIME: By the time this watch drops, the TikTokers will be using it like a fidget spinner, and the resale value will skyrocket like Bitcoin in 2021! Stonks, baby! 💸📈 #HotTakes #GonnaGoViral Share this chaotic goodness, fam! 🌌💥