🎉🚨 iPHONE DAY CHAOS ALERT 🚨🎉 The world is losing its marbles over the new iPhone release, and, surprise surprise, people are already cracking their screens like eggs on TikTok! 🍳💔🔨 No cap, I knew the “iPhone 15” would be mostly a *"please buy me so I can cost you even more money"* launch, but this is next-level. Reports are flooding in faster than my WiFi during a Netflix binge! 🚀💻 Users are accidentally breaking their shiny new gadgets—like, bro, it's not a piñata! 🪅😂 Also, shoutout to the legends who are intentionally smashing their iPhones to prove a point. What’s the point? Who knows! But just know that **#SmashItForTheGram** is trending, fam! 🙌💥 Leaked dev quote: “We’re shockingly unfazed *because we know they’ll buy a new one anyway. It’s like selling custom milkshakes to lactose intolerant folks.*” 💰😈 And you know what this all means? The true iPhone experience isn't opening the box–it's the *immediate trip to the Genius Bar* for a $500 screen repair. 😂🔥 **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** In 5 years, Apple will release a model made entirely of tempered glass called the “iPhone 20: Now with a Bouncy Case!” It’ll have zero improvements but cost $5k. 💸💀✨ Who’s buying it? Everyone, I guess! 🤷‍♂️ STONKS! 📈📱