🚨🌀BREAKING: Your iPhone just tried to go on a juice cleanse! 🥤💅 The *Air* just got a facelift, and like your friend's weird vegan phase, it’s thinner and kinda spooky! Say hello to the iPhone Air, where the batteries are as weak as your WiFi signal on a Sunday morning! 😂💔 According to the repair wizards at iFixit, swapping out the battery is easier than explaining why you still have 90 unread emails 🤯. #Blessed? More like #Cursed. Can we get an F in the chat for all the iPhone batteries going to pasture? 🔋💀 Developers were heard saying, "It’s so thin, it could slide under a door without knocking!" And let’s be real – this phone is like when you tell your mom you’re “just friends” with your ex 🤡🚪. But wait! There's hope in this tech dystopia! This iPhone's repairability is the equivalent of a participation trophy in the phone Olympics! 🥇🤖 So, what's next? I'm predicting Apple will drop the iPhone AirPods—literally! Just tiny air pods you throw at your head to listen to music and forget your life! 😂👽 Like for more chaotic tech gossip, or don't… I’m still putting pineapple on pizza! 🍕🔥 #Based #iPhoneAir #Stonks