📱🎉 STOP THE PRESS: Apple just set the stage on fire 🔥 at WWDC25, and all we got was a pair of features to manage our phone calls?? Like, c'mon Apple, we need more than just "Hold Assist" and "Call Screening"! 😩💔 So here's the tea: Hold Assist is like an intern that handles your calls while you're vibing to your playlists, saying goodbye to that awful hold music that makes you question your life choices. 🎶💀 It's practically a spiritual awakening for your ears! 🙏💥 But wait, there’s more! Call Screening aims to SLAY SPAM CALLS like a samurai in an anime – we’re talking Ghost of Tsushima but for telemarketers. STONKS rising for my sanity! 📈✌️ "Hey dad, can you hold my calls?" 💁‍♂️ Cap? Nah, Ken in R&D is like, “We’re just trying to keep the boomer from answering scams!” 🤖💰 But let's be real: will this magic feature actually work, or are we just coping with tech's fake optimism? 🤔 Oh, and just wait until the spammers find a way to hack this too. *rolls eyes* 😒 Prediction time! 🚀🔥 By 2025, these features will become so advanced that your iPhone will start SCREENING SPAM CALLS from your mother just to protect you from her unsolicited advice. Now THAT'S what I call an upgrade! 😂🤣 #ApplePlsStop #iOSorNo 🚫📞