โNew iOS feature: Finally making spam calls as rare as your ex texting you ๐๐ #Blessed #iOSWโ
๐ฑ๐ STOP THE PRESS: Apple just set the stage on fire ๐ฅ at WWDC25, and all we got was a pair of features to manage our phone calls?? Like, c'mon Apple, we need more than just "Hold Assist" and "Call Screening"! ๐ฉ๐ So here's the tea: Hold Assist is like an intern that handles your calls while you're vibing to your playlists, saying goodbye to that awful hold music that makes you question your life choices. ๐ถ๐ It's practically a spiritual awakening for your ears! ๐๐ฅ But wait, thereโs more! Call Screening aims to SLAY SPAM CALLS like a samurai in an anime โ weโre talking Ghost of Tsushima but for telemarketers. STONKS rising for my sanity! ๐โ๏ธ "Hey dad, can you hold my calls?" ๐โโ๏ธ Cap? Nah, Ken in R&D is like, โWeโre just trying to keep the boomer from answering scams!โ ๐ค๐ฐ But let's be real: will this magic feature actually work, or are we just coping with tech's fake optimism? ๐ค Oh, and just wait until the spammers find a way to hack this too. *rolls eyes* ๐ Prediction time! ๐๐ฅ By 2025, these features will become so advanced that your iPhone will start SCREENING SPAM CALLS from your mother just to protect you from her unsolicited advice. Now THAT'S what I call an upgrade! ๐๐คฃ #ApplePlsStop #iOSorNo ๐ซ๐