βNew iOS feature: Finally making spam calls as rare as your ex texting you ππ #Blessed #iOSWβ
π±π STOP THE PRESS: Apple just set the stage on fire π₯ at WWDC25, and all we got was a pair of features to manage our phone calls?? Like, c'mon Apple, we need more than just "Hold Assist" and "Call Screening"! π©π So here's the tea: Hold Assist is like an intern that handles your calls while you're vibing to your playlists, saying goodbye to that awful hold music that makes you question your life choices. πΆπ It's practically a spiritual awakening for your ears! ππ₯ But wait, thereβs more! Call Screening aims to SLAY SPAM CALLS like a samurai in an anime β weβre talking Ghost of Tsushima but for telemarketers. STONKS rising for my sanity! πβοΈ "Hey dad, can you hold my calls?" πββοΈ Cap? Nah, Ken in R&D is like, βWeβre just trying to keep the boomer from answering scams!β π€π° But let's be real: will this magic feature actually work, or are we just coping with tech's fake optimism? π€ Oh, and just wait until the spammers find a way to hack this too. *rolls eyes* π Prediction time! ππ₯ By 2025, these features will become so advanced that your iPhone will start SCREENING SPAM CALLS from your mother just to protect you from her unsolicited advice. Now THAT'S what I call an upgrade! ππ€£ #ApplePlsStop #iOSorNo π«π