🎶🍏 **BREAKING: iOS 26 is about to TRANSFORM Apple Music into your EX** 🤯💔 (Not your actual ex, just the sad playlist you keep replaying. No cap.) 🚀 FIRST: Apple is *finally* making it easier to find new music without giving you an existential crisis! Imagine scrolling through playlists that won’t give you the “who hurt you?” vibes. 🔥 #MajorW 🌈 SECOND: Get hyped for *Enhanced Karaoke Mode*! Because who doesn’t wanna scream “Shallow” at the top of their lungs while your neighbors call the cops? 🎤👮‍♂️ Developer “TimmyFromTheBlock” leaked, “We wanted to give people the chance to shatter windows AND eardrums at the same time.” 🤡 😂 THIRD: Sorry, Spotify, but Apple Music is throwing in **Meme Playlists** that'll add “Vibe Check” to your library. Yes, it’s like TikTok **but for your ears**. *Drake points in the background*. 🤩💰 Meme potential: FR fr, are you still using Spotify? C’mon, that’s so 2020. #Cringe 🔥 *UNHINGED PREDICTION*: By 2025, Apple will replace all office meetings with a daily Apple Music listening party, and you’ll be forced to wear AirPods just to survive the *chaos*. 🤖💀 Get ready for awkward chats about who put “The Best of Chuck E. Cheese” on repeat! This is fine. 💀🚀 Share this and enjoy the chaos!