🚨💔 Hold onto your virtual hearts, squad! HER just dropped a new feature that’s making awkward intros about as exciting as watching paint dry. 🥱💅🏻 Introducing: FEELINGS TAGS. Yeah, you heard that right! Now you can slap on labels like “Go on a date,” “Flirty,” or “Hook up,” like you’re tagging your crush in a meme post. 🏷️💌 It’s like Tinder for the emotionally challenged—“Yo babe, let’s skip the small talk and just jump straight into the 'let’s argue about our favorite pizza toppings' phase.” 🍕💔 💡 Developers were overheard saying, “We finally put the ‘fun’ in ‘functionality’—now it's less ‘Cringe’ and more ‘Based’!” 😂🔥 Stonks are on the rise for awkward meetups!!! And if you’re thinking this is gonna save you from the dreaded “so, what do you do?” convo, think again. This is basically a shiny new sticker on stale bread. 🥴🤡 But wait, the real twist? These ‘tags’ are secretly just classified as ‘biohazards’ because, no cap, emotional baggage is the new pandemic. 💀💔🔍 🌌 Prediction time: By 2025, dating will be fully gamified, and people will be swiping based on XP points. We’ll be like, “Sorry babe, you’re just too low-level for my dungeon.” Level up, losers! 🚀💖