🚨🍿 HOLD THE PHONE, FOLKS! 🍿🚨 You won’t believe what’s happening in the tech world, and no, it’s not another “smart” toaster that burns your bread while texting you. 🔥🥖 Acer? YES, THAT ACER! You know, the brand that keeps making your budget gaming laptop cry? 😱 They've apparently decided to roll the dice and drop a new Google TV box that’s PACKED with ports. More ports than your ex's excuses for ghosting you! 🤡💔 👀 *“At Acer, we figured convenience trumps design, so we just dumped as many ports as we could find into a box, like a tech version of the Clown Car meme.”* - Imaginary Acer Developer who totally exists. But wait, isn’t Google TV supposed to be all “minimalist” and “sleek”? Well, Acer said, “Nah, we’ll just be the life of the party!” 🎉💁‍♂️ Meanwhile, Google’s like, “This is fine” while trying to figure out which UI update will confuse users the most. This Google TV box has so many ports, you could probably plug in your grandma’s old rotary phone and call it “vintage.” 💅📞 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: I give this product 3 weeks before it gets mysteriously discontinued due to “lack of interest,” and the only people left using it are hipsters claiming it’s “retro.” Based? Or cringe? YOU DECIDE! 👑💸 #AcerIsTheNewApple