🚀💥 *BREAKING: Blue Origin is SENDING IT to MARS, y’all!* 🌌💰 In a plot twist thicker than Elon’s Twitter fingers, Blue Origin is revving up its **New Glenn** rocket for another round of "We Promise We’re Not Just Selling T-Shirts" 🚀. They’ve done some *mad science* 🔬 and lit the fuse on the second stage, which sounds super cool until you realize it’s like lighting a firecracker in a bathtub. 😂💦 According to “reliable” sources (you know, the ones you find in your mom's basement), they’re prepping for launch like it’s the last slice of pizza at a party—seriously, no cap, everyone wants in! 🍕✨ But hold your horses! The early August launch is *totally* off the table like a table flipped by a salty gamer 🤡😤. **Developer quote leaked:** “Honestly, we just want to get to Mars before Elon’s Tesla launches a ride-sharing service up there. 🚗💨 Gotta secure those interplanetary stonks!” 📈😅 So what’s the actual prediction? 🤔🔥 *Buckle up, fam!* In a shocking plot twist, I bet Blue Origin’s going to accidentally send Kevin Spacey to Mars during a live stream. Look out for that cringe moment—a meme waiting to happen! 💀🤖 *Time to seethe, Elon!*