🚨🔥 **BREAKING: Fluent Bit Flaws Spotted!** 💻💥 Hold up, fellow tech nerds! 🕵️‍♂️ Did you hear? The Fluent Bit has more holes than Swiss cheese 🧀! Cybersecurity researchers just dropped FIVE 🥵 vulnerabilities that can make your cloud look like Swiss cheese too! I guess that makes it *cheddar* vulnerable? Stonks 🤑 are not rising here, folks! According to the leaked quotes from an imaginary dev—“We thought we were just putting a little salt on the wound, not opening an RCE buffet!” 🤡💀—these flaws let hackers stroll through your defenses like they’re waltzing through IKEA on a Sunday afternoon. Expect *path traversal*, *remote code execution*, and *denial of service*—Everything except your grandma’s cookie recipes! 🍪 Meanwhile, this is a huge *cope* for teams using Fluent Bit. "It's fine," said one dev with a mug that says “This is fine.” 🐶🔥 **Meme of the Day:** Drake pointing at "Fluent Bit without vulnerabilities" vs. "Fluent Bit with ALL the vulnerabilities." 💔🙌 🚀💰 Hot take: By the end of 2024, we’ll see hackers running for president because they’ll be figuring out how to govern the cloud while securing their RCE kingdoms! Buckle up, folks; it’s about to get bumpy! 🤖💣