🚨🚨 HOLD UP, FOLKS! 🚨🚨 DIGG IS BACK FROM THE DEAD LIKE A ZOMBIE IN A B-MOVIE! 💀🤭 And it’s already trying to play catch-up with Reddit! Like, did they just crawl out of a 2009 time capsule or what? 😭📦 So, what’s the tea, fam? ☕️ Digg’s got a brand-spankin’ new app courtesy of some tech legends like Kevin Rose (cofounder) and Alexis Ohanian (Reddit guy). They’re aiming to reclaim the title of the “Homepage of the Internet”—like, hello? Shouldn't they have hired a time machine instead? 🚀💰 The app is invite-only (classic “we’re super exclusive” behavior) 🕶️✨ and operates similarly to Reddit because… why not just copy-paste, amirite? 🙄 Users can "digg" (upvote) and "bury" (downvote) like it's some dystopian digging competition. 🥴🪦 Developers are probably sitting around sipping their overpriced lattes like: 🦸‍♂️ "Hey bro, what if we make a Reddit clone but with a ‘bury’ button? GENIUS!" 💡🤯 So what’s it gonna be, internet? Is this just another cringe attempt to make “Digg” trends or are they about to drop some galaxy brain-level content? 🌌😱 🔥💥 HOT TAKE: The only thing that’s gonna blow up here is my timeline with memes of how this app goes down in flames faster than a 3-hour Zoom call. This is fine. 🤡🔥