🔥🌍 ROLL UP, ROLL UP, tech fam! We’re diving deep into the *footprint drama* at White Sands that’ll make you forget your last Tinder fail! 💔👣 Yeah, that’s right, those ancient footprints just got a *date* (and no, it’s not with your ex) – we're talking 22,000 to 24,000 years ago! 🦖⏳ But hold up! 🛑 You thought dating was just swiping left on the latest cringe? 🤢 Nah, these footprints are bringing the STONKS of prehistoric drama! 📈💸 In an exclusive “leaked” convo I had with an imaginary anthropologist, they said, “Bro, these footprints are basically the ancient version of TikTok dance trends.” 💃🔥 Yup, y’all, they were out there busting moves while we’re stuck in our “This Is Fine” memes. Some are saying this throws shade on that “humans showed up later” theory. *Cue the galaxy brain meme!* 🌌🧠 They’re literally pushing the timeline back like it’s a deadline extension – you know how tech workers be! 🥲 So here’s the spicy take: 🤡 Brace yourselves, because in 5 years, we’ll have dating apps solely for *ancient footprints!* “Swipe right to date the earth’s oldest walk of shame!” 🚀🔥 Now *that’s* a dating scene that’s *based*, no cap! 💯