🚨🌊🔥 BREAKING: New Data Stack Is Here & It’s a Whole VIBE! 🚀🤖 Listen up, tech fam! Are you tired of tripping over data lakes while trying to swim with AI? 😳💦 Wish your OLTP learned how to social network like it's 2023? Say less! Nikita Shamgunov (CEO of Neon Inc., looking suspiciously like that one friend who *always* knows where the after-party is) just dropped some wisdom that may just save our poor souls! 🌈✨ Imagine: a world where your data lakes & graph databases aren't just lonely memes in the corner—they're JOINING FORCES like the Avengers to create the ultimate analytic squad! 🤝📊💪 Nikita said, "We need to unify these bad boys or we'll be drowning in data like Scrooge McDuck but without the riches." I mean, same! But like, can we get a data lifeguard over here?? 🏊‍♂️💰 And you know what that means? Connectivity is the key, fam! This isn’t just “this is fine” anymore—it's future-proofing your AI dreams like a galaxy brain meme on steroids! 🌌💥 📉 Hot take: In 2024, we’ll see AI chatting with our smart fridges over TikTok, and if your fridge can’t respond in memes, you better pray it’s not storing expired leftovers. 🍕💀 Get ready to dodge those data lakes like they're bad dates, and let's turn those graphs into stonks! 📈💸 #DataWoes #RIPOldTech Share this madness now! 🔥💥