🚨👨‍🍳 *BREAKING NEWS* ALERT* 🚨👩‍🍳 Yo, culinary noobs! 🥄🔥 Ready to level up your kitchen game without burning your house down? 🤣 Here are the FOUR most common cooking fails that make you look like you're auditioning for a Kitchen Nightmares episode. 💀 (Chef Gordon Ramsay is crying in the corner, no cap!) 1. **Overcooking Your Pasta** 💧🍝 If your spaghetti turns to mush, that’s not just al dente—it’s “Al DENT-asy!” Stonks straight down to Flavor Town 🚫🏙️! 2. **Ignoring The Recipe** 📜❌ Ever heard of “follow instructions”? This ain’t some chaotic TikTok dance challenge! If you think you can freestyle a soufflé, you about to invite a disaster. This is fine...NOT! 🥴 3. **Neglecting Your Knife Skills** 🔪👀 If your chopping looks like you’re trying to draw a Picasso with a boomerang, fam, it’s time to get it together! #Cringe 4. **Using Old Ingredients** ⏳🥴 Your spices shouldn’t have more wrinkles than your grandma. If those herbs have been around longer than your last relationship, toss ‘em! 😅👋 🔮 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Do people really think substituting salt for sugar is a cooking hack? Who hurt you?!” 🌈✨ *Hot Take*: In 5 years, we will all be cooking via AR glasses. Bring on the *Virtual Gordon Ramsay* yelling at me from my fridge! 🤖🚀 #PrepareToBeSavage Hit that share button and set your friends straight before their kitchen turns into a crime scene! 🔥🤡💰