🚨🤖 *STOP* scrolling! We've got some browser drama that could rival a reality TV reunion! 🌪️💥 Did you know that 85% of work now happens in your browser? No cap, that’s basically your “office” looking like a high school cafeteria during lunch hour – chaotic and at risk of food fights! 🍕🍔 So here’s the tea: despite all those *cringe* investments in Zero Trust and SSE (which sounds like a new energy drink, fr fr), companies are out here letting browsers be the wild west of cybercrime! 🤡🚨 Basically, if you’re still copy-pasting like it’s 1999, you’re leaving yourself wide open to a data breach fiesta! 🎉💀 **Leaked developer quote:** “Yeah, we thought the endpoint protection would cover browsers, but it's like expecting a dog to guard a steak. Like, don’t ask it to ‘just not eat it!’” - Some Dev who’s had enough 🍖🦴 So what’s the new *maturity model*? 🤔 *Drake points* to the “Stop being lazy and secure your dang browser!” model. You know, the one where IT actually does their job instead of scrolling through TikTok? 🤳💀 🔥 Prediction Alert: In the next 5 years, we’ll all be browsing in spacesuits, surrounded by cybernetic overlords keeping us safe from rogue cat memes! Or worse, cringe corporate slide decks! 🚀💰 #SecurityIsMyCardio