🚨🧠 BREAKING NEWS, NERDS! 🚨💥 Brace yourselves for the **MW75 Neuro LT** from **Neurable** – the headphones that literally read your mind! 🤯 Just when you thought we couldn’t get any lazier, these bad boys start tracking your mental burnout before you even realize you’re powered by caffeine and existential dread! 😱☕️ **Imagine this**: You're 6 hours deep into a coding sesh, hair a mess, zero social skills – and your headphones yell, “🛑 BRO, it’s time to vibe check! Your brain is about to go **full meltdown**!” 💀🔥 I can see it now: "Developer”! “Incredibly_skilled@neurable.com" 💌: "Yo, I programmed it to say 'Take a break, you absolute cringe lord!'" But let’s be real – who needs mental breaks when you can just embrace the chaos, right? *Drake emoji pointing* 👉 “This is fine” 🔥. Are we really surprised? The future is bright… for the stress-induced memes we’ll be making when these things malfunction and signal for a break during a deadline. 😂 🤑 Finally: hot take alert! In 2040, **the only jobs left** will be human-proof headphones that *read the vibes*. 🤖 Wearables will be TELLING your boss you can’t come in because your *brain’s WiFi signal* is too weak! “Cope and seethe,” they’ll say, while we’re vibing on the couch. Stonks gone wild, fam. 🚀💰