🎉🔥 BREAKING: Aible's "AI first" strategy is here to make your old-school pen-and-paper business intelligence look like a relic from the Stone Age! Say goodbye to Excel spreadsheets and hello to "AI agents" that are smarter than your high school math teacher 🤓💾. 🌪️ Strap in, kids, because Aible is training their AI on your *unique terminology* 🤔, which means it’s like they took all your company’s slang and crammed it into a glorified Roomba that spits out data insights 🤖💥. “Just watch! In 10 years, Aible’s AI will be the designated office therapist,” said an anonymous dev who might've been too caffeinated ☕️💀. Meanwhile, businesses everywhere are like this: *Drake pointing to Aible* 🔥 (good), *Drake pointing away from traditional analysis* 🚫 (bad). You just KNOW the next corporate meeting will involve someone saying, "Is this AI smart enough to take my job?" 💸💀 So here’s the kicker: Aible's making it *too* easy to be “AI first” — next thing you know, you’ll need an artificial intelligence to tell you how to properly use your AI! 🤯✨ 💥🔥 Prediction alert: In 2030, companies will be run entirely by AI! Humans will be their emotional support pets! 🐾🚀 #GPTOverlords #ThisIsFine