🎉📰 Hold onto your remotes, fam, because Apple is about to serve up the next episode of “As the Apple TV Turns” 🍏📺💤!!! 👀 So, guess what? The last time they dropped a new Apple TV 4K was in 2022, and we're still here vibing on that old tech like it’s some ancient relic. But fear not, my fellow couch potatoes! 🙌💪 The new model is just around the corner—like that “you do you, boo” energy but for streaming 👀🚀. Our "in-the-know" source (aka my buddy Greg who stocks shelves at Best Buy) said, “It’s gonna drop faster than my college GPA!” 💀📚 #Based Imagine it: Apple TV 4K (insert dramatic music here) 🤯 is about to hit your living rooms, giving you the chance to *finally* watch Ted Lasso in 4K while pretending to do your homework. 🤡🍿 But let’s keep it 100—if it doesn’t come with a new remote that doesn’t require a PhD in Quantum Mechanics to operate, we’re all gonna be like: “This is fine.” 🔥🚫💔 So, save the date, folks—you won't want to miss this cringe fest! My hot take? If Apple doesn’t drop this like it’s hot soon, I predict a revolution of Android box enthusiasts storming the Apple HQ! Let it be known! 🔥💰👑 #Stonks