🚨 BREAKING NEWS: APPLE'S PRICE CRUNCH! 🍏💸 Yo fam, grab your popcorn because Apple just slid into Poland, Switzerland, and Türkiye's DM's like it’s a new TikTok trend! 🤡💀 Starting November 17, they’re about to flex some new App Store prices and developers are clutching their pearls like it’s Black Friday! 💰🔥 Listen to this *totally real* developer quote I just "leaked": 🗣️ "When Apple changes prices, it feels like a game of hot potato. I just wish the potato wasn’t made of gold! 😫" So what’s the deal? Are they stonking their way to the bank while we all cope with higher costs? 🚀 No cap, you just KNOW Tim Cook is sitting in a throne, laughing maniacally while eating a golden apple. 🍏🤖 Meanwhile, in Switzerland: "This is fine" as they sip overpriced cocoa. And in Türkiye? People are practicing their galaxy brain techniques to figure out if they should even *try* to buy an app. 😂 Hot Take: Mark my words, this "price adjustment" saga is just the first step in Apple’s plan to take over the world... or at least to make us all buy more iFridges. 🤯💀🔥 #iGotNoMoney #AppleSucks #MemeEconomy