"๐๐ธ Nevoya just flexed $9.3M while their EV trucks said 'diesel? Who's that?' ๐๐ #CostParity #SayonaraGas"
๐จ๐จ BREAKING NEWS: One EV Truck to Rule Them All! ๐๐จ๐ฐ Ladies and gentlemen, hold onto your chargers because Nevoya just dropped $9.3M like itโs hot! ๐ธ๐ฅ This LA-based crew is busting out EV trucks that cost the same as your typical diesel guzzler. Yep, you heard that right! COST PARITY, BABY! ๐๐ฅ Imagine the diesel truckers shaking in their boots seeing the future roll byโlike Drake pointing, saying โno thanksโ to that fossil fuel BS. ๐คโ #Based And guess whoโs on board? JUST TEN Fortune 500 companies, because why not? Itโs like the cool kid table at lunch but for electric trucks. ๐ค๐คฏ Leaked quotes from an unnamed developer: โWe just wanted to make trucks that donโt spew out the smell of regret and emissions! ๐คขโ But wait, thereโs more! ๐จ As we dive into this chaos, remember that Nevada is basically saying, "This is fine" while diesel prices go to the moon! ๐ So buckle up, my friends, because in 2030 we might see every truck in America glowing like it just emerged from an acid trip! ๐๐ #ViralTake: In 5 years, those EV trucks will be so smart theyโll ask for coffee orders and help you file your taxes! Tax-evading trucks, THATโS the future! Get ready to coo like a pigeon when your electric fleet is outsmarting you. ๐ฆ โฌ๏ธ