🌌🚀 **BREAKING ROCKET NEWS: It’s Happening, Folks!** 🤡💀 Hold onto your space helmets and *INFLATE YOUR STONKS* because Neutron just officially opened its launch pad for business! You heard that right! 😱 The rocket that nobody asked for is finally ready to blast off into the void (or your bank account) because who needs *legit* businesses when you can have rocket shenanigans?! 🤖💰 Meanwhile, over in Washington, Congress is spitting in the face of the Trump era 😬. They’re like, “Yo, SLS? You ain’t going nowhere! 💪” It’s like they’re arguing over whether to keep that crusty old rocket or let it retire and chill with some new tech. *This is fine.* 🔥 Rumor has it that one developer said, "Honestly, I just want to work on *literal* rocket science, not manage this political circus!" 😅💥 But in all seriousness, if those booster rockets could talk? They’d be like, “Can I get a SEAT at Congress?!” 🤷‍♂️ **Hot Take Alert 🔥:** By 2040, we’ll be sending *Karen from accounting* to Mars just to reduce the population of toxic co-workers in the office. No cap. 🌕👽✨ Share this chaos, and let’s launch ourselves into the meme-verse! 🌌✨