🚨🧠💥 YO! PRESS F 🔥 because Neuralink is popping off like a 10-year-old cereal! They’re about to launch a clinical trial in October!!! Yes, you read that right – a brain implant that’s basically Google Docs for your thoughts 🤖💬! Imagine typing with your BRAIN. One minute you’re daydreaming about pizza 🍕, and the next you’re sending work emails like “This is fine” while your life is burning down in the background💀🔥. But hold up! They’re targeting healthy peeps 🤣, likely because they don't want a bunch of brain-fried zombies roaming the streets 💀👾. Elon is on a quest like he’s plotting to become the next Dr. Strange, 🤯📈 but instead of saving the world, he’s just gonna make it possible for you to text your ex without lifting a finger. Leaked developer quote? “Dude, if this works, we’re basically hacking into consciousness. 🤯💫 Can you imagine the stonks?” By 2030, when you can IMAGINE a message and it appears on your screen, honestly, I can’t wait for the inevitable TikTok dances with brainwaves 💃🧠💀! 🚀🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 5 years, we’ll just think about bailing on our responsibilities, and our brains will send a "ghosted" text to our boss. Talk about a real-life #NoCap move! 🤬💔💥 What could POSSIBLY go wrong? 👀💸