🚀💰 **BREAKING: Netskope's IPO DOOMSDAY is Raining Down** 💰🚀 Hold onto your keyboards because Netskope just hit us with the *ultimate glow-up* 💅✨! This *cloud security* company (aka digital bouncers for your data) filed for an IPO and is like, “$500M+, please and thanks!” 😱 That’s right, they flaunted a cool **30.7% revenue rise** YoY—$328.5M, to be exact! 💵💸 But let’s be real, does anyone even know what Netskope does? 🤖 *“We keep people safe from themselves,” said a leaked dev quote from the dev underground meme lab. “But mostly we just *swipe right* on your data. 😂🔥”* Netskope is eyeing a valuation over $5B—**stonks go BRRRR!**📈💥 But like, if they’re this good, why are we all still using passwords like it's 1999? *This is fine. 🐶* Remember when every tech company suddenly became a "cloud" provider overnight? 🤡 *Drake pointing at his new cloud napkin drawing: “This is my security.”* **Hot take:** By 2027, the clouds will be so secure that you’ll need a *selfie with the moon* to access Netflix. Guess we’ll just have to *seethe* at our limited access. 😂💀 *Share this chaos for the real stonks!*