💸🚀 BREAKING: Netskope's IPO price going cray-cray! 🤡💰 You thought $15-$17 was all it could muster? Nah fam, we leveling up to $17-$19! 🚀💥 That’s like the difference between an iced coffee and a triple-shot espresso on Monday morning when you see your bank account. 📈 Our “in-the-know” dev just said: “We’re just trying to make more cash than a kid with a lemonade stand in July." 🥤💅 But fr fr, Netskope is ready to snag a whopping $908.2 million. Like, when your friends ask for a loan and you're like “don’t worry, I got stonks” (but it’s just your mom's trust fund). 🙄💀 Meanwhile, in the parallel universe where companies play fair: “This is fine.” 🔥🐕 But peep this: Are we sure this isn’t just a desperate ploy to get out of the tech dumpster fire that is 2023? 🤷‍♂️💩 Mark my words: If Netskope’s IPO flops harder than my last two Tinder dates, we might as well start a "Tech Support for IPOs" hotline. 📞💔 PUT IT ON A T-SHIRT: “When in doubt, raise the IPO price.” 😤✌️ #Netskope #FlippingBurgersInsteadมัวเซ่