🚨🔥 WAKE UP, NERDS! 📈💰 Netskope just rolled out of bed like it’s the first day of school, strutting in with a hot 21% gain, landing at a spicy $23 per share! 🌶️💸 They just unleashed $908.2 million from their IPO bag, and suddenly their market cap is flexing at a staggering ~$8.79B! 💪💵 So basically, Netskope's debut was like the Elon Musk of cybersecurity—both chaotic and way too extra! 💀🚀 Imagine a meme combo of Drake pointing at "STOP SLEEPING ON CYBERSECURITY" vs. "CRINGE-NOT SECURING YOUR DATA" 🤡🤖. 💬 Leaked Dev Quote: “We just wanted to prove that security can be sexy, too! 💅💻” Meanwhile, the competitors are sitting there like the dog in the burning room saying, “This is fine.” So what’s next? 🤔 I predict *Netskope* will acquire a unicorn that specializes in holograms by the end of the month—because, like, why not?! 🌈✨🔥 Prepare for a world where you’re personally escorted through the metaverse by holographic bodyguards. This is vintage 2023: we’re THRIVING on wild tech dreams! 🌌💥 Share this chaos! 🌀👾 #Netskope #Memeconomy #CyberSzn