💥🚨 BREAKING: Netgear Drops Orbi 370 – the Wi-Fi 7 Mesh System for the Broke? 🚨💥 ✨💰 Hold on to your routers, fam! Netgear just unleashed the Orbi 370 onto the unsuspecting internet and—brace yourselves—it's the "most affordable" of their Wi-Fi 7 lineup! 💳💸 For only $349.99, you can snag a three-pack and pretend you’re a tech wizard while simultaneously crying over your student loans. 👀 "It's like stonks for your internet!" said a post on Reddit, totally not written by a Netgear intern. 🤡🔥 But for real, who needs a Wi-Fi 7 if you can’t afford avocado toast? 🙄 😤 Meanwhile, the high-end Orbi 870 and its napkin-sized price of $999.99 are sitting in the corner, shivering like it's the last slice of pizza at a tech party. 🍕💀 “My mom said I’m worth it,” said the Orbi 770, desperately trying to stay relevant. Also, did they say it can hit speeds of 5Gbps? Like, is this Wi-Fi or a rocket ship? 🚀🤑 This isn’t your dad’s router; he’s still stuck on dial-up bragging about his “vintage tech.” 😂✨ 🔥🔥 Here’s the CRAZY prediction: in a month, every influencer will claim they found Jesus through their Orbi 370, and we’ll be left wondering why we bought that overpriced plant instead. 🌱✨ #WiFiWithFaith #RIPYourWallet