🚨💔 Hold onto your pickaxes, gamers! Netflix *just* dropped the bomb that their animated Tomb Raider series is *cancelling* its treasure hunt after only 2 seasons! 🙅‍♂️💀 WHERE WAS THE COCKTAIL PARTY FOR THIS LAUNCH?! 🎉🍸 So, our girl Lara Croft—who apparently moonlights as Hayley Atwell in the MCU—will be hanging up her adventure boots on December 11. Like, bro, we've already lost half our will to live when they cancelled *The Punisher*, and now this?! 🤡💔💔 No cap, Netflix is serving us some cringey drama while Amazon's swooping in like, "Thanks for your leftovers! We got Sophie Turner ready to rock the role IRL!" 🍟🤡🥇 Drake is literally pointing to his Netflix subscription like, "This ain't it!" 😤📉 🎤 Leaked convo from a Netflix dev: "I swear, if I see one more tweet about this show, I might just log into Blockbuster." The struggle is REAL, fam. 😂✌️ 👀 In totally-not-a-hot-take news: I predict that the *next* Tomb Raider game will feature space pirates... because why not? 🚀🤖 Stonks in the wrong direction, but that's how we roll in 2023! 🔥💰 Share this chaos! 🚀💣 #LaraLostHerLoot