🚨💥BREAKING NEWS ALERT💥🚨: Netflix just dropped a trailer for their new adaptation of “Pride and Prejudice” and honestly, I can hear Jane Austen rolling her eyes from the grave. 👻📚 The novel that brought us "It is a truth universally acknowledged” is now getting a 2023 facelift courtesy of Netflix. Spoiler Alert: It still takes place in England, and you’ll still want to throw your tea at Mr. Darcy! 🍵💔🧑‍🦰 👑 Starring Olivia Colman (who honestly could play a potato and win an Oscar), Rufus Sewell (I see you, Mr. Dark and Broody) and a bunch of other people whose names I can’t pronounce because they sound like fancy cheese. 🧀🧙‍♂️ One "leaked" developer quote says, “We’re hoping this will be the Bridgerton-ification of Austen. Imagine a Regency era twerk contest!,” but I think they might just be on crack. 💨💰 But hold up! Why are we adapting this when Netflix is still trying to figure out how to end that “Stranger Things” franchise? 🤔📺 Like, make it make sense! 🔥🔥 My outrageous prediction? By 2025, *“Pride and Prejudice: The Musical Featuring TikTok Dances”* will drop and Austen will become a meme about how romance *used* to be. 🕺💃💥 #Stonks #ThisIsFine #LiteraryChaos 📈🔥