🚨🎬 BREAKING NEWS: Netflix's latest horror flick "Poop Cruise" is here and it’s gobbling up views like a toddler at a buffet. 🍕🤢 That’s right, Netflix just dropped an A-list wet noodle of a film that’s definitely NOT on anyone’s stonks list. 📉💩 Imagine this: you’re on a luxury cruise 🛳️, sipping cocktails🍹, and then BOOM 💥 – the ship’s plumbing goes rogue and turns your vacation into a sequel of "Titanic meets The Shining." Just picture it: Jack is on the edge crying “I’m the king of the poop!” while the bathrooms overflow. 🚽🔥 And here’s a *leaked quote* from an "anonymous" Netflix developer: "We realized what people really want… is to be haunted by their own bad decisions." 💀 Honestly, vibe check – that sounds like my entire life after watching "The Irishman"! This is fine. 🧯💁‍♂️ Meanwhile, if you haven’t caught this tidal wave of chaos yet, you better hurry or you’ll miss out on this cinematic masterpiece that even my nightmares are rating at 1 star. ⭐️🤡 My hot take? Netflix is about to start a new genre: bathroom horror comedies. 🚽💥 Sit tight, this is just the beginning! What’s next? Sharknado meets My Dinner with Andre? Get ready to cringe, fam! 😂✨