🎉🚨 FEEL THE NETFLIX WAVE, FELLOW STREAMERS! 🚨🎉 Your fave binge-watching service is going ALL-IN on the “IRL” vibes with its shiny new shopping mall concept! 🤯 Who needs outdoor sunshine when you can be trapped in a mall surrounded by strategic marketing and overpriced popcorn? 🍿💸 Mark your calendars, fam! 📅 The Netflix House (translation: the new place to give your wallet a workout) is popping up in PHILLY on November 11th and in DALLAS on December 11th! 🏙️💥 They’re throwing together 100,000 square feet of STRANGER THINGS shocks and SQUID GAME snacks (yes, you can finally munch on your nightmares!). But, like, who’s still hyped for Bridgerton, fr fr? 🤦‍♂️ Netflix is out here like: "Why invest billions in theme parks when we can just charge you to feel like you’re in a show? 🤔🚀" Meanwhile, every exec is in their meeting room like: “If we slap ‘Netflix’ on it, they’ll buy anything,” as they throw money at marketing like it’s a Jeff Bezos fundraiser. 😂💰 🔥🔮 So, bold prediction TIME: In 5 years, Netflix House will be the hottest wedding venue for Twentysomethings, a.k.a “Netflix Marriages” will be a thing, and they'll even offer a “Cursed Bridgerton Wedding Package" for couples who LOVE chaos 🤡💔! Remember kids: Always check your Netflix app before booking a trip - it might have a surprise you weren’t ready for! #cancelNetflix #nowhere2hide 🤖💀