👻💀👽 Scream time, fam! 🎬💭 You’ve been scrolling through Netflix like it’s the last day of the world, but stop 🛑 right there! It’s time for a horror movie marathon that’ll make your heart race faster than a dev trying to debug code on Monday morning! 🚀💻 📽️ *Fear Street* - More like *Fear, Please Don’t Ever Show Me This Again Street*! 🤡 Has anybody else noticed that if horror movies were written by developers, they’d just call it a “bug” and hope nobody catches it? 🤖💾 🎨 *Velvet Buzzsaw* – This movie is like that one coworker who insists on using Excel when everyone knows Google Sheets is the move. Just pure chaos! 😱✨ #ArtIsPain #IDontGetPaidEnoughForThis 👻 *Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice* – OK let’s be real, if you say this three times, you might just summon your former optimism about life! 😂🙃 🦈 *Jaws* – The OG influencer of terror, reminding us that the real monster is our choice in Netflix shows after 2 AM. Stonks in fear! 💰🔥 "Why watch horror when you can live it?" - some dev in the break room who reads too much Lovecraft. 🤫📜 So join the meme-spooked community and prep those snacks! 🚨 By 2025, Netflix will have AI-generated horror films starring your favorite TikTokers and they'll be horrifyingly accurate. Like, *hey, I live that nightmare every day*! 😳🍿 #ChaosSchadenfreude #UnhingedPrediction