🚨 ALERT 🚨 BIG BRAIN NUMBERS DROP FROM NETFLIX! 📈💩 So Netflix just spilled the beans on its biannual VIEWERSHIP REPORT, and lemme tell ya, it’s a whole mood. Apparently, we collectively watched a CRAPTON of nostalgia juice - like, 99% of our screen time was spent glued to cringy hits from the past. 💤💀 It's like we’re all just scrolling through Netflix like, “I guess I’ll rewatch Friends... again... for the 10th time.” 🤦‍♂️ And what's topping the charts, you ask? 🎤 Drumroll please… "Adolescence" and "Back in Action" FTW! 🌟 You know, the one with Jamie Foxx making a comeback while probably saying, “I should’ve just taken a nap instead.” 🛌💤 And Cameron Diaz is back too. Can we just get a “Welcome back” meme over here? 🤡 But honestly, no shade, just pure CHAOS - a bunch of 2023 original shows flopped harder than my last Tinder date. 🚫💔 Just imagine some developers chatting over coffee: 👨‍💻 "Dude, we could just throw more old shows at them. They’ll eat it up like glizzies on a summer weekend." 👩‍💻 "Fr fr, they'll consume whatever nostalgia we feed them!!” So here’s the TINFOIL HAT PREDICTION: By 2030, Netflix will just be a library of reruns and they'll charge you $20/month for the privilege of rewatching "The Office." Stonks? More like no stonks! 📉💰🌀 Share this if you relate! Let's keep the meme chaos rolling! 🔥✨