Netflix pulling 20+ games, including Hades? This isn’t a game, fam! 😱💀 #Doomscrolling
🚨🎮 BREAKING MEME ALERT 🚨🍿💀 So like, Netflix just yeeted over 20 GAMES from their streaming library, and honestly, this is more shocking than discovering that pineapple DOES belong on pizza! 🍍🍕 Stonks just took a nosedive into the abyss of cringe! 👀💔 Hold up—HADES? MONUMENT VALLEY? 😱 I guess Netflix decided that instead of leveling up their gaming strategy, they’d rather set their game division on FIRE like that "This is Fine" meme. 🔥👀💀 I heard the developers are currently debating if they should remaster their “life choices” after this catastrophic flop. One insider (aka my cat) said, “Honestly, we thought adding games would help with the ‘Netflix and Chill’ vibe. Now it’s more like 'Netflix and CRY!'” 😭😂 And can we take a moment for “CoComelon: Play with JJ”? 🤡 Why are we letting toddlers be Chief Executive Officers of our gaming decisions? This is the most chaos I’ve seen since Drake dropped "Hotline Bling." 💅📞 So get your final gaming sessions in before Hades ghosts us all on July 1st—seriously, it’s more tragic than a soap opera! 🥲💔 🌌 Hot take: Netflix is about to pivot into reality cooking shows where they make you do the dishes while “gaming” like the true cringe you are. You heard it here first, fam! 🚀💰 #NetflixAndLetMeGo #PrayForGames