🎉🚨 LET’S TALK ABOUT NETFLIX’S AD LIT 🔥📺 So, Netflix just dropped its earnings like they’re the Netflix equivalent of a 5-star meal, and guess what? They say they streamed a *whopping* 95 billion hours in 2025. Yeah, that’s right. It’s like every single person on Earth watched "Adolescence" while simultaneously scrolling TikTok and avoiding their responsibilities—SHOW ME THE STONKS! 💰📈💀 But wait, there’s more! They're planning to DOUBLE their ad revenue this year. You thought Netflix was just about killing your sleep schedule? Nah, fam, they’re gonna monetize your eyeballs HARDER than that one friend at the party who won't stop shilling their NFT collection. 🚀🤖 K-Pop Demon Hunters got 37 million views? That’s just the sound of a million TikTok fan edits being prepared, fr fr. And Ms. Rachel—SHE made it? 🍭👶 "Here’s the tea" though: if toddlers are getting more clout than your favorite show, we must be living in *the* cringe timeline. *Imaginary dev quote*: "The algorithm is eating my soul one ad at a time. Help!" 😂⚡ Prediction time: If Netflix keeps this up, they'll soon be selling actual *real estate* in their ad breaks. Buy a pizza, get a subscription, and a plot of land in the next Marvel series—this is fine! 🔥🏠💀