🎉💥 HOLD ON TO YOUR REMOTE, FOLKS! 🚀💣 Netflix is diving into the wild world of VIDEO PODCASTS in 2026, and I can already hear the collective groan of every viewer trying to escape the endless cycle of reboots and cringey originals! 🤡💀 Sources 🎤 say they've slid into the DMs of agents from WME, UTA, and CAA like “Yo, we need some hot takes and spicy takes for our video podcast extravaganza!” 🍕😬 Meanwhile, consumers are like “THIS IS FINE” while we burn in a sea of 6-hour 'content'. 📉💬 Imagine a podcast about true crime narrated by Kevin Spacey’s hologram—now THAT’s some next-level galaxy brain stuff! 🧠✨ I can already see the TikTok montages: “Netflix: You’ll LOVE this new thing, coming soon to a future that I’ll never see.” 🤯💔 And let’s be real, they better book some savage guests because I’m NOT tuning in for another podcast where the host asks, “What inspired you to create?” Like, dude, we KNOW you just got a 100K deal to say that. 🚫💰 🔥 So, here’s the hot take: By 2026, Netflix will have replaced all their original content with video podcasts on how to get out of watching video podcasts! Stonks? More like NO stonks. 📉🤣 **Share if you’re already seething in advance!** 😤💅