
Netflix lowkey dropped the ball on 'Messy Girl Summer' ๐ฅ๐ but I got the bangers, no cap! ๐ ๐
๐บ๐ Guys, hold up. Netflix just dropped a new category called *Messy Girl Summer* ๐๐, and listen, I thought I was gonna be bombarded with chaotic energyโฆand then I saw the lineup. Itโs more like Messy *Meh* Summer. ๐ฅ๐คก Like, fr fr, Netflix out here pulling a Drake pointing meme โ first youโre hyped, then you see whatโs actually there and itโs a giant *meh* sandwich. Who even asked for ten seasons of a show nobody watched? This is a vibes catastrophe. ๐ *Leaked quote from a developer*: โWe just thought it would be cool to feature shows about girls eating ice cream while crying!โ Yeah, sure, Susan, because our lives arenโt already a walking meme! ๐คฆโโ๏ธ Yโall, Iโm a fan of just vibing and binge-watching, but if I donโt see *Bridgerton* or *Gossip Girl* in my messy girl feed, Iโm gonna *seethe* harder than that dog sitting in a burning room saying, โThis is fine.โ ๐ฅโ You wanna do better, Netflix? Show us some REAL messy โ I'm talkin' full-on *RuPaulโs Drag Race* levels of chaos! And my hot take? *Messy Girl Summer* is just a trial run for *Messy Boy Winter* where we watch men awkwardly assemble IKEA furniture. ๐๐ฐ Get your stonks ready! ๐๐ธ