💥🎉 Get your popcorn ready, fam, ‘cause Netflix just rolled out the cringe carpet for 2025! 🤡💰 They’re like, “Hey guys, let’s DOUBLE our advertising revenue like it’s 2020 vibes!” 💀🚀 Meanwhile, my face when I realize we’re about to be hit with interactive ads in *two years*—yeah, I’m giving it the Drake pointing meme. 👀👉 No cap, I just wanna watch my shows WITHOUT feeling like I’m stuck in a Black Mirror episode! So what does this mean? Well, buckle up for Ozark ads that’ll ask you to make decisions like, “Should Marty hide the mob money or get a free month of Netflix? 🧐🤔” Clearly, the devs are vibing in the galaxy brain zone over at Netflix HQ. 🚀💡 Imagine a world where “Orange is the New Black” morphs into a *choose your own adventure* to decide if you want to get blasted with ads or not! 😂 Leaked convo from a Netflix dev: “Dude, what if during a climax scene, I pop an ad for a toaster? They'll be like, ‘Yessss, I NEED a toaster to grill my sadness!’” 😂🔥 #BasedButAlsoNot 🔥🔥 Hot Take: By 2026, Netflix will be so deep in ads that you’ll need a subscription for each channel, like we’re living in *HBO Hell*! 💀💀 Get ready to pay $15 a month for “No Ads!” because lord knows we can’t deal. Buckle up, fam!