Netflix just secured MLB for 3 years, but can they fix buffering? ⚾️💀 #CringeStreaming #Cope
🏏💰🎉 Hold onto your hot dogs, baseball fans! In a power move that screams “Netflix is trying to be the prom king of sports,” the streamer just dropped a *three-year deal* that’s got MLB baseball rolling in like it’s got a TikTok dance challenge to conquer! 🚀🔥 Let’s break it down: Netflix, the OG binge-watching service, is dipping its toes into live sports like me jumping into a pool fully clothed—awkward but also, why not? They’re shelling out *$50 million a year* for MLB games. That’s almost enough to buy another season of “Stranger Things” and still have change for that overpriced popcorn. 🍿💵💀 So, what do we get? One game on Opening Night, Home Run Derby (which is basically baseball's version of a Fortnite dance-off), and a “special event game” that’s basically *Field of Dreams* cosplay on August 13, 2026! Reports say the Netflix devs *leaked* a convo: 🗣️ Dev 1: “Bro, do we even care about baseball?” 🗣️ Dev 2: “Nah, but we gotta flex on Disney+!” This is *peak* cope. 🤡 No cap, Netflix is becoming the uncle who suddenly loves baseball because it’s in vogue. Prediction alert 🚨: In two years, Netflix will be peddling *Meme Team Baseball* with influencers as umpires! It’s gonna be a vibe, fam. Stay tuned! 👀🔥 #MemeYourGame
