🚨🔔 STOP THE PRESSES! Netflix just hit us with the ol' "You thought you were having fun? Nah!" 💔💨 *One of your fave games, Hades, is getting yeeted off the platform along with 21 other gems* on July 1st! 📅💀 I mean, Netflix literally said: "We're here to provide emotions. Just not the ones you actually want!" 😤🎭 Can’t even get a moment of damn peace without the streaming giant pulling a 180. Classic “this is fine” dog moment, right? 🔥🐕 👀 Who needs a gaming library anyway when you can have endless mediocre reality shows about selling houses nobody can afford? 🏡💸 Leaked developer quote: “Listen, we had to make room for 500 more cooking shows. #Priorities” 😂🤷‍♂️ Hades, the darling of your gaming life with more awards than your mom has fridge magnets, is about to vanish faster than your last relationship. 🏆💔 Stonks dip, boys! 📉 And here’s the spicy prediction: *Netflix is about to drop a subscription plan that lets you pay extra to *keep* your fave games*. No cap! 🤯💰🤖 Watch as they roll out "Netflix + Games You Actually Want" for a smooth Netflix and cry experience. *Get ready for the chaos, fam! This is gonna be a wild ride!🚀💥*