🚨🔥🔥 YO LISTEN UP, FOLKS! 🎉 Netflix, the home of binge-watching mediocre shows until 3 AM (no cap) is sliding into iHeartMedia’s DMs like, “Hey, let’s make video podcasts a thing! But like, we want it ALL to ourselves!” 💰🤡 Imagine a world where those cringe podcasts you pretend to enjoy while folding laundry are locked behind a paywall. 🏰💔 Ouch! YouTube could be losing its podcasting cred faster than you can say “YouTube Rewind 202x is gonna flop.” 🤢 iHeartMedia’s probably sitting there with their galaxy brain 💫 thinking, “How can we turn this into stonks?!” Meanwhile, Netflix is like Drake pointing, “Nah, we ain’t sharing, fam.” It’s giving “I'm fine” but the fire's just getting hotter, and grandma's got no water! 🚒🔥 *Leaked developer quote:* “I told them we could license cat videos instead, but they were like, 'No one wants to see that!'” 😂😂 So, get ready to pay up for your podcasting pleasures or just settle for those sad YouTube ads – this is the REAL life and times of our cringe era. 🌈🔥✨ UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2025, Netflix will be the only platform left – and every podcast will just be 10-hour loops of elevator music. You heard it here first, fam! 🤖💀💣