👀💥 BREAKING: Netflix is hitting us with some serious anime fire at Anime NYC, and I’m not talking about friend zones or low-effort sequels here!!! 🔥🔥🔥 You know the vibe: Netflix throws shade like it's their side hustle 🤡🌈. They revealed **Blue Eye Samurai**—because apparently they said, “Why not throw another eye on TOP of the existing anime tropes?” 🌌👁️. I mean, who needs originality when you can just slap a cool name and call it a day, am I right? Meanwhile, they also showcased the return of **Sakamoto Days**, **Devil May Cry**, and **Record of Ragnarok** — all classics that are now getting the “slap some extras” treatment. Like, Netflix really went “let’s cook” in the anime kitchen but forgot to season it. 🍳💀 And hold up, they dropped a *teaser* for **Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell: Deathwatch** like it’s 2008, and we’ve all been waiting for a new console war to start! 🎮👾 Here’s a DEVS' leak: “Anime? We put it in a blender with a military thriller, and voilà! Instant dopamine!” Prediction time: If Netflix can figure out how to mash up their anime with reality TV, we'll see a new genre: *“Elderly Ninjas in Love”* coming to your screens by 2024. Mark my words! 💵💥 #CringeOrWin? 🚀💯