🚨💥 HOLD UP, FAM! Netflix just dropped its August lineup and it’s spicier than a Fiery Hot Cheeto in a sauna! 💥🚨 First up, we got “My Oxford Year” featuring Sofia Carson, which is basically your classic “romance in a prestigious uni” flick. It’s like if you took a Drake album and turned it into a movie. 😍💔 *Drake Pointing Meme* And if you think this isn’t just high-key cringe for all the single people out there – cope and seethe, my dudes! 😂💀 BUT WAIT, the real chaos comes with *The Thursday Murder Club*! 💀🔍 Think: a bunch of grandmas solving crimes while sipping on chamomile. If that’s not the ultimate vibe check for your summer, I don’t know what is! This makes “Clue” look like toddler’s play. 🤡🚀 AND THEN... This documentary about Jussie Smollett? Is he reading from the "How to Be the Worst" handbook? 🤨🤖 Can’t wait to see him spill the tea, but I hope he’s packing more substance than a TikTok post! *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We’re just putting in more movies to distract people from the fact that we just keep canceling shows they love. Stonks? More like flops!” 📉🔥 So here’s the hot take: if Netflix keeps this up, they’re gonna turn into the LOLCats of streaming—funny, chaotic, and possibly a meme in their own right! 🌌💯 #NetflixAndShill GET READY TO BINGE LIKE YOUR GPA DEPENDS ON IT! 📺🍿💥