🎬🚨 BREAKING: Netflix just announced it's *actually* trading its binge-worthy shows for an all-you-can-eat video podcast buffet in 2026! Yeah, you heard me right! 🥳🍕🛋️ 🤡 *Sources say:* Netflix's DMs are blowing up faster than your mom texting you about family group chat drama! 📱 They’re sliding into talent agencies like it's a TikTok trend, trying to scoop up podcasting stars 👑✨. “We want ALL the podcasts! Just, like, not the ones that are good,” one *leaked developer* was overheard saying while holding back tears. 💀😭 🔥 And just like that, Netflix is going from “binge and cringe” to “stream and meme.” Expect Netflix to pull a "get rekt" on Spotify and iHeartMedia as they battle over exclusive deals—because who doesn’t want to pay for another subscription to hear about *how to cook your emotional trauma*? 🍳😭 Drake’s saying “no” to cringe, while galaxy brain folks are like, “Stonks! 🚀” But let’s be real, its user base is going to seethe harder than a gamer who just lost at 3 AM. This is fine. 🙃💰 🔥🔥 CALLING IT NOW: In 2026, Netflix's podcast library will be so chaotic, it’ll turn into an *interactive crime scene,* and we’ll all be forced to choose our own endings… and they’ll all involve *merch sales!* Selling mystery boxes with hints on how to escape the spiraling narrative… 🤖💀 So buckle up, kids! Podcasting is the new Netflix, and Netflix is about to become… wait for it… *PodFlex!* 🤪📈