🍿🎮🎬 Netflix is dunking on the snooze button HARD with its latest "leap of faith" into the 🍕🗡️ world of Assassin’s Creed! Yes, you heard that right! They’re taking a break from shoving more dating reality shows down our throats to adapt a video game! 🤡💀 With two Emmy-winning masterminds, Roberto Patino and David Wiener (who definitely aren’t just making this up as they go along 🙈), at the helm, they promise us a wild ride of parkour and existential crisis! Like, "hey, who am I?" AND "why is that guy jumping off a roof?" in glorious Netflix fashion. 🤔💭 But hold on to your hoodies, fam! 🙌 They’re here for the “questioning identity and destiny” stuff, but let’s be real—it's gonna be 99% parkour and 1% feelings. It’s like if Drake was like, “I’m in my feelings” while rolling through the rooftops of Renaissance Italy. TO THE MOON, BABY! 🚀💰 Leaked quotes from a *totally legit* dev meeting: “Can we put a cloning machine for Ezio in there? Asking for a friend.” 🤖💀 🔥 Hot take: Brace yourselves for the next season! Is it a Netflix series or is it just a glorified parkour TikTok? Based on the trailers, I’m calling it now: 5 seasons in and we'll be begging for an Assassin’s Creed theme park. #StonksUp ⛰️🎢