🚨🤡🎮 *BREAKING: Netflix x Assassin's Creed collab ALERT* 🎮🤡🚨 Listen up, gamers and couch potatoes! 🛋️✨ Netflix is officially dropping a live-action Assassin's Creed series! 🪂💰 Yes, you heard that right! Ubisoft's tired of putting out the same ol’ stale bread 🍞 and is serving us an extra soggy baguette with this adaptation! 🌊✨ "I might as well just watch my grandma's recorded VHS tape of the last Assassin's Creed movie," said an anonymous game dev, sipping on their fourth energy drink. 🤖🥤 "At this point, we should just get Ezio to star in a cooking show. It can't be worse!" 🙈🔥 But hold up! How many times are we gonna watch a video game get butchered on screen? 💀 This ain't a Drake meme, fam! (Sorry, Drake fans, you know it’s true! 🙃) The stonks are definitely NOT increasing here; they are more like down, down, down like that elevator at the end of Assassin's Creed II. 🚀📉 In conclusion, I predict this series will be the hottest dumpster fire of 2024. 🗑️🔥 Brace yourselves, fam, for an epic saga of cringe coupled with “this is fine” vibes! 💩💀 Who's ready for some animated IKEA furniture fighting off Templars? 😂👀 GET HYPED OR GET OUT! 💣💥 #AssassinsCreedNetflixChallenge #GamingWoes