🚨🎮 BREAKING: Netflix and Apple Are Ghosting Great Games! 🌌💔 So, let me break it down like it’s hot! 🥵🔥 You ever go to a buffet, and the food is just... GONE? Yeah, that’s Netflix and Apple right now with their gaming dreams! They started out as the saviors of premium mobile games, only to say, “Nah fam, we’re just kidding! 🤡✌️” In 2021, Netflix was like, “Let’s add games!” and Apple was all, “Hold my overpriced phone—let’s do this too!” 🤳💰 But now? 🤔 It's a horror show! 😱 Developers looking for a money rain are left with nothing but tumbleweed in their notifications. 🌪️ “I asked for premium games, and all I got was this cringe flappy bird knockoff,” said some guy named Larry, who definitely exists! 🤖💀 In a world where half-baked mobile games with more ads than gameplay are king 🇸🇧, you gotta ask—are these mega corporations just seething in their own hype? 💅 While Netflix binge-watches its own mediocrity and Apple pretends to innovate, we’re left with nothing but the ghosts of games past. 👻 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: Within a year, Netflix will launch a subscription plan that includes grocery delivery in an attempt to cover their losses from the gaming flop! 💀🍕 Stonks are *not* going up, fam! 🚀💔 #ThisIsFine