🔥HOLD UP!🔥 BREAKING: NetChoice vs. Virginia: The Ultimate Showdown! 🤖💥 So, get this: Virginia's like, "Hey, kiddos! One hour on TikTok and then it's bedtime!" 😴💤 Meanwhile, NetChoice is like, "Nah fam, that violates our First Amendment rights! 🧢🚫" Basically, they wanna keep the digital playground open 24/7 for those who are grinding the social media hustle. #Stonks 📈💰 And listen, I can almost hear some developer in a dark room going, "We’re just trying to create the next generation of influencers! 🥴💅" Like, imagine the meme farms that’ll go extinct if kids can’t scroll for *four hours straight*—utter chaos! 🤡💀 Governor of Virginia: “We’re just protecting the kids!” NetChoice: “Yeah, well, save it for the cringe TikTok dance challenges!” This isn't just a lawsuit; it's a meme war, people! 🚀🔥 Prediction Time: In five years, kids will be negotiating contracts with social media like GROWN-UPS, while Virginia will be like, "Wait, we were serious????" 🤯💸 Watch out, world! 👀 #ThisIsFine #VirginiasLostThePlot #JustLetThemScroll