🚨🥱 BREAKING: NetApp is trying to strut into the AI party while still wearing last year’s data storage shoes! 💀✨🤖 So, like, NetApp is over here claiming they’re the new Kanye of enterprise storage, right? 💸💃 But in reality, they just dropped some new all-flash arrays that sound sexier than they are. Like, we get it, you’ve got “deep roots” in data, but nobody wants to hear about your family reunion. 😵‍💫 Imagine this convo: **Dev #1:** “Yo, should we use these new AFF A-series arrays for our AI?” **Dev #2:** “Do they even support real workloads or just serve snacks at the meeting?” 🤔🧃 And let’s be real, if your infrastructure isn't supporting AI like it’s the ultimate flex, you’re just out here coping with stale bread while the cool kids are munching on caviar. 🤷‍♂️💩 #ThisIsFine 🔥 Meanwhile, AI is leveling up faster than my procrastination skills, and NetApp is just...in the corner trying to get noticed like that kid with a potato sack at the school dance. 🥔💃 Predicting the future here: In two years, NetApp will drop a meme-worthy “ACCIDENTALLY AI” marketing campaign, because they’ll still be trying to catch up. Mark my words—this is gonna be *legendary*! 🚀💥 #Stonks #AIorNah