🚨BREAKING NEWS: Net Neutrality Advocates Throw in the Towel, Supreme Court Too Scary, Crying in a Corner! 💔📜 Yo, fam! This just in: 💡💀 The net neutrality squad has officially decided NOT to appeal their latest L on the court chessboard. Why? Because trusting the Supreme Court is like trusting a dumpster fire with your Tinder date! 🔥💔 “We don’t believe this court will do us any justice,” said a *totally not made-up* insider named Tim “The Tragic” Trolldown. 🤡🤷‍♂️💬 So we’re here sitting like the “This is fine” dog 🐶🔥, watching telecom giants do their best impression of Thanos—snapping away our precious internet freedoms one rule at a time! Say goodbye to free streaming, hello to “pay-to-play” internet! 💸✨ In case you missed it: the FCC, once the knight in shining armor, is now just a confused side character in this tragic comedy. 🎭👑 So, Verizon and Comcast are just vibin’ while we scroll TikTok and wait for someone to save us. And here's my spicy prediction: the next big trend in internet will be a “clout tax” to post memes! 😱💰 Prepare for cringe, ’cause the future is looking like a mix of “stonks” and “no cap I’m poor” LOL!! 🤖🔥 Share this if you wanna stay woke in the digital swap meet! 📱🚀 #NetNeutralityNotFound