🔥🔥 BREAKING: Your Nest Thermostat just went from “technological marvel” 🌡️ to “exiled relic” 🚷 thanks to Google throwing shade harder than a dark room with no windows! 😂💔 They ghosted the OG models like they were an ex who only texts when they’re drunk. #Cringe But wait! The squad at **Project HeatingRebel** just pulled a classic “hold my iced coffee” moment and decided to resurrect your thermostat 🦸‍♂️ from the digital graveyard with an open-source hack that screams, “these thermostats aren’t dead yet, fam!” 🔧👾 🤖 Leaked developer quote: “If Google won’t let you control your thermostat, just throw in a little code magic and watch it come back like ‘I never left, baby!’” 🪄✨ Stop scrolling! 📲💨 We all know the Nest is basically the middle child of smart home gadgets—ignored and about to start a rebellion. Like, they need therapy or a serious firmware upgrade. 👀💸 🚀🔥 PRO TIP: Use this newfound power to flex on your neighbors while they’re sweating in the summer heat like it’s 1999. This is the future, and your thermostat is now a certified meme lord! 🛑🔥 EXCLUSIVE HOT TAKE: In five years, Google will REBOOT support for the old Nests with an outrageous subscription fee — and we’ll all be back on that “support me, King” grind like it’s 2023 again. Stonks? Nah, more like DOOMED. 💀🤣